‘Shall we see the Muppets?’
‘Can’t stand Ricky Gervais, how about Cap. America?’
‘Nah, saw that last week…’
And that is how we arrived at the cinema to see 300: Rise of
an Empire (Noam Murro, 2014). It was basically one of those cinematic
experiences that was not so much fuelled by a desire to see the film in
question, but by the constraints of scheduling; what else is showing at the
time that we are going? As such, I had no preconceptions; I don’t think I’d
even seen a trailer for it. It was a film that hadn’t really crossed my radar,
which is strange given that I generally like films based on comic books (sorry,
graphic novels) and gory action.
300: Rise of an Empire picks up where the last film
finished; surveying the dead bodies of the 300 dead Spartans. Through the words
of Lena Headey’s Queen Gorgo we are transported back in time to a battle in
Greece that set in motion these events and are introduced to our lead
protagonist, Themistokles (Sullivan Stapleton), who, by killing Persian King
Darius, sets in motion the events that lead Xerxes (Rodrigo Santoro) to become
the ten-foot god-king we encountered in 300. As well as introducing us to a new
foe in the form of Eva Green and the formidable Artemisia – a Greek born woman
with a ‘Persian heart’, as she puts it. The story then
proceeds to run in parallel with the events of 300 and show the aftermath and
subsequent battles, thus acting as a prequel and sequel in one.
‘It’s really gory’ my friend whispered to me as the opening
titles started to roll. And it was. And while it was nice to actually see a
film that isn’t afraid to portray the fact that if you severe a limb or spear
someone through the chest there will be a substantial amount of blood involved
(I still haven’t gotten over the gall of White House Down showing Channing
Tatum slit a guy’s throat with not even a hint of blood. Which in itself raises
some many questions about the way in which we portray and sanitise violence,
but I’ll save that rant for another day) which in the current market, must be
commendable. But, and perhaps this was due to the fact that we watched it in
2D, rather than the intended 3D (which I think this is one of those films where
it would’ve worked in its favour), the blood looked more like a thick sludge of
mud. Then again, this is a stylised comic book adaptation, so maybe I should
let that criticism slip, at least they showed some form of blood!
The film plodded on with some nifty, but perhaps not
entirely necessary, slow-mo, an array of accents (apparently ancient Greek
warriors had all sorts of international ‘twangs’ to their utterances, who
knew?) and a totally superfluous bit of father-son melodrama. Perhaps that is
being overly critical, but it definitely feels like this is a film that relies
too heavily on its style rather than its substance. Having said this, I didn’t
wholly find it unenjoyable, which in many ways is thanks to Eva Green’s Artemisia.
Who relishes every instance she has on screen, every line of dialogue (even the
badly written ones) to create a presence that carries you along for the ride. It
almost seemed a shame when it becomes clear how 9-lives Themistokles plans to achieve
his victory.
Ultimately, 300: Rise of an Empire falls into the category
of film that you don’t mind having wasted two hours of your time for, but that
you will not feel compelled to see again.